THB BOLLOCKS BAR (MAGALUF) choose life.choose Magaluf.choose being pissed every night for 6 months.choose fat birds.choose liver pains. choose pub crawls everynight. choose pils lager 1€ a pint.choose vodka and redbull 3€ a pint.choose the walk of shame.choose getting up every day at 3 pm. choose apartment above the bollocks bar (the complex next door).
choose going to bed with a fit bird waking up with a minger.choose boomerang and Banana Disco. choose sling shot.choose a BCM towel.choose being arrested by guardia civil for pissin in the street .
choose the robin hood (marias 24 hour drinkin) till the next afternoon.choose hello chicken nuggets.choose sunrise after work. choose being bonkers.choose sambuca/ apple sourZ or jagerbombs. choose being sick because of air-conditioning.choose bcm. choose being pissed at every day OFF. choose falling in love with every PR.choose Rushkinoff. choose the back corner in Boomerangs.choose kebabs for breakfast. choose parmos for tea. choose sex on the beach... with me. choose not eattin for 3 days. choose drinking at work. choose sambuca or peach schnapps sin alcohol. choose Hi5.choose red coloured sick after Pirates.choose Magaluf handshake.choose messy after parties.choose workers party.choose best m8's. choose the best laughs of your life in shaggaluf THEN WALK INTO THE BOLLOCKS BAR.
choose amazing memories.choose Magaluf.